Super Microsoft Office
SHITTY MICRO AWFICE

            Too slow and not enough!

So says the cat. The bytes and bits make for Bad Milk!
lap tops at exponential speeds: 40 miles per hour. 80 mega bites per second. 30 programs per folder.

       The web sites (internets) are far stronger than any man.

WRITING QUICKLY computers are faster.

                        4d. 5g. 6j. what next? 7L? too many letters. Too many numbers

Kids say TBH and IMO more than they say ILY or UR GR8. NOBODY wants to hear your “ TBH “ you daft cunt

So says the cat, at least.